What’s Your “Bob’s Burgers” Job?

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By: Ian Fortey

5 Min Quiz

Image: Fox

About This Quiz

If there's one thing we can say about the crew on "Bob's Burgers," it's that they work hard. Not always at their job or schoolwork, but at something. And they all sing pretty well, too. From Bob, who, let's not forget, is making it as a small business owner, to Teddy, who manages to do well enough to eat out every single day of his life, everyone has a job they need to do in the "Bob's Burgers" universe. Even Gene puts on the Beefsquatch costume to hustle customers now and then. It's a real team effort. 

And honestly, it's probably a lot more fun than whatever job you're doing right now, right? Imagine working at Bob's, or even Jimmy Pesto's, right down the street from The Wonder Wharf! We're talking about a prime location. Still, not every job is right for every person. You may be a great chef but a terrible guidance counselor, or a good landlord but a really bad health inspector. So we need to figure out where you excel in the "Bob's Burgers" universe and find you the gig that will work out best. Are you up for it? Grab a booth and take the quiz!

Which of the Belcher kids do you feel has a temperament most like your own?

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Who makes the best burgers you've ever eaten?

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Which "Bob's Burgers" character would you most want backing you in a fight?

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The Belchers go all out for the holidays. Which holiday do you put extra effort into?

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Are you more of an explosive personality like Louise or a little more reserved like Tina?

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Did you ever skip out on school back in the day?

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When you're working, do you like to stay in one place or be moving constantly?

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How well do you handle criticism?

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Do you prioritize family, friends or work more?

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Have you ever been fired from a job?

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If all the burger joints in the world shut down, what fast food would you go for instead?

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Who's the most level-headed person on "Bob's Burgers"?

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What gives you nightmares?

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Did you ever tell a lie to your parents or teachers as a kid?

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You're stuck on a deserted island with one "Bob's Burgers" character who's not in the Belcher family. Who's it going to be?

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Do you feel like you have a quick temper sometimes?

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Any chance you have that entrepreneurial spirit?

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Do you do best in a 9-5 job or would you rather have different hours?

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Do you feel like you work better on a team or all on your own?

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What causes you the most anxiety in life?

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Is it better to work for money or for the passion you have for a job?

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You can't get along with everyone. Who's the biggest jerk on "Bob's Burgers"?

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Of all the animals that have been on "Bob's Burgers", which one do you think would make the best pet?

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How's your sense of humor?

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What would make you a success at work?

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Have you ever quit a job before?

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Are you the kind of person who holds a grudge?

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Would you like a job where it's OK to sing at work?

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Do you like to work with the public?

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How much time do you spend slacking off at work?

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