Everyone Has a Male British Celeb They Belong With — Here’s Yours

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By: Zoe Samuel

5 Min Quiz

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About This Quiz

Relationships are difficult to predict, even when they exist between two totally ordinary people. Just think about the interplay of likes, dislikes, character traits, emotional baggage, and more sensitive subjects like religion, class, or which way the bog roll goes in the holder. Add to this puzzle of logistical and personal land mines the incalculable pressures of fame and fortune, and one finds relationships nearly impossible to navigate. The demands of fame and the basilisk gaze of the media have a way of making wither and die almost any relationship. When celebrities and their spouses stay together, it is the exception, not the rule.

For purposes of this quiz, we will assume you have tried ordinary relationships with ordinary men, and they have not worked out as perhaps you had hoped. As one must not become famous for dating the famous, one must take care to ensure compatibility when pursuing celebrities as romantic possibilities. To untie this knot with a minimum of fuss, we have compiled this quiz aimed at cutting to the heart of who you are and what is important to you. Armed with this information, we will sort through the constellation of male British stars to find the celebrity love interest who is right for you. Are you ready?

How would you feel if an old, potentially embarrassing story about your man emerged in a tabloid?

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How much of your time do you like to spend with your partners?

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Would you be with someone who has, in the past, broken the law quite badly?

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How badly do you want to be on the cover of a tabloid?

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On which tabloid would you like to appear?

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How much time do you spend in the gym?

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Is it important that your man be "tough"?

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How important is it that your partner be tall?

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After dating this famous man, would you consider dating another one?

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How do you define masculinity?

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Which of the following former professions would you rather want for your man?

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Would you feel threatened to discover that your partner dated someone you consider more attractive than you?

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Is monogamy important to you?

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What side of life would you most like to hide from the press?

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In what sort of work would you like your partner to be involved?

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What sort of celebrity couple would you like to encounter in a social setting, when out with your man?

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How would you leverage the fame of your beau?

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Which of the following careers would you choose for yourself, knowing you will date a celebrity?

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What sort of interest would you take in the work of a celebrity boyfriend?

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Which of the following annoying habits do you mind the least?

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What is the most ridiculous thing you would do to make a boyfriend's embarrassing moment less humiliating?

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What sort of car do you expect your celebrity boyfriend to drive?

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With what female celebrity might you find yourself publicly at odds?

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Celebrities have their own genre of reality television. Of which type of celebrity reality programme would you hope to be a part?

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How long do you hope to remain in a relationship with your celebrity man?

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Long after your relationship is over, how would you like to be remembered by the public?

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How would you feel about your celebrity significant other entering politics?

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Which of the following adjectives would you use to describe your public persona, when with your celebrity boyfriend?

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How would you describe your goals in terms of personal appearance?

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What is the most important ingredient for a good relationship to last?

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